Gallimaufry 1993

"haf?" cries Rich Park "No, I'm not watching news. The afternoon cartoons are on!" Brian Quinby 1505 A-wing John Fitzgerald 1505 B-wing hy do I always get stuck with the worst usekeeping duties?" complains Eric ferman as he waits to sign in. 1 5 0 5 S t a r T r e k 6 , T h e U n d i s c o v e r e d C o u n t r y I 1505. A dorm of tradition. A dorm of excellence. We're a group of the friendliest, together-est studs you'll ever find. We're also the best place to get intervisitations (due to the magnanimity of our RCs). '05 is just the greatest dorm in the campus. A-wing is home of the center of the Math- Team power, the senior class president, the fastest sprinter, the lil' Russian stud Gee Ioffe, the Brothers Hsu, the best musicians, judo man Scott Narimatsu, and the only wing with surround sound speakers, VCR, and an Amp. They are also the custodians of the Senior Plunger and fun-ball, courtesy of Fletcher, the home of the arm-wrestling champ, and one of the Vanadilok twins. They also have the invet– erate tradition of sophomores baking us cinna– mon rolls. A-wing is the home of Q, and the battle-ball bashers of 05 B (Fitzman cringes against the power of the Q). B-Wing is the home of Viking Fan John Fitzgerald, who has an interesting way towards "wing bonding." The wing bets John to whom will win between football games, and those supporting the losing team have to do push– ups equal to their weight. John Fitzgerald has done none so far. In the future, however, the wing hopes to get John to do his share. C-Wing has a great amount of ethnic/racial diversity, even more so than the rest of IMSA. After all, where else can you find people who areWhite, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, Thai, Italian, Serbian and Ukranian, all in a wing with only 19 people? They're one of the cleanest guy's wings on campus and there are no problems with hazing. Besides, they are the only wing with a real live tree. "Awesome D-wing" has Roy Thitipraserth and Damian West as Satan look-alikes. In addition, D-Wing even has a "Wing Mommie" who brings cookies once a month for them to munch on. In addition, D-Wing is one of the only wings that play real football. -Jesse Hsu, AdamTheros Clay McConnell, Jimmy Lu Is Arnold Chung posing for GQ? Brad Shufflebeam 1505 C-wing ill Burkhardt 505 D-wing Justin Etnyre holds Jeff Oris he tries to attack the photog tenwaite back as rapher. Res Life